An I.R.S. Agent Did An Audit On A Jewish Temple. He Asked The Rabbi....?

"After you burn down your candles, do you throw away the excess wax?" The Rabbi replied "No, we send it to the candle factory and every few months, they send us a box of candles." So the agent asked "Do you sweep up the extra crumbs from your matza and throw it away?" The Rabbi said "No, we send it back to the factory and every few months they send us a box of matza ." So the agent asked "What do you do with the foreskins of all the children you circise?" The Rabbi replied "We send those to the I.R.S. and every couple of years they send a prick just like you to us."